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MANLY MANLY LOVE YAY TOOMAH NAME JAEKWON BUT U NEW THAT ALREAh5DI LOL. SO LAQUESHA3QUEVIS AND ME WER IN MAH LAM7BO #SWAG AND WE WoENT 2 A H2OTEL. I BE LYKE DOLLA DO3LLA BILLL88LLLSL YALL AND MADE THEM BENJA001MINS FLYYYYYYYY1JYYYYYY WE GOT A ROOM BUT THIS WAS NO NORMA8L ROOMM IT HAD A 300 IN2CHC TV IN THER WIT THE PS7 CAUSE I BE S9O FLY #YOLO. AFTER THAT WE WENT 2 THA CLUB AND TWERKEDD CAUmSE THATS HOW I DO. ALL THA GURLS UP ON ME WIT DA BIGG B00612000TAY U KNO I LYK DA BOOA0TY. DEY B TWRKIN N I BE MAKI4N DEM DRINKS DISAPPeERRRR WAT WAT AFTR THT THE CLUB MNGER SAYD THAT CA54USE I BE SO FLY AND HOW #SWAG I BE HE GAV ME DA CLUB LOLLLL. I SIAD COOOOsOOO1O000L AND HE GAV ME DA KEIS SO II GOT THA CLUB ND ALL MAH HOME7GURLS HERE WIT TH9A BIG BUTT4TS CAM E AND BECA5M EMY QUEEINS AND THEN MILEY CYtRUS SHOWD UPPPPP AND TAGHT US HOW 2 TWEEEEEEEERK AND DDD WE TWRK78DALLNGHT. I WOK UP IN MAH HOTL ROO8OM BUT LAQUEESHEEuAQUEVIS WERENT THER SO I W2UZ LYKE WUT4EVS AND T1WRKD OFF IN2 THA SU6NSET 2 FIND MOcO5ORORE
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3 ThingsPeppermints are my guilty pleasure. Wrappers can be found everywhere, from my bed to the couch to the laundry basket. From the laundry basket to the dryer to the car to the car’s exhaust pipe. I have a Kickstarter campaign to fuel my addiction, under the title, “My father is dying of heliothorpylpsychosis, and the only cure is in Australia.” I’m a few thousand dollars in. Joke’s on them, though: my father’s already dead.
On a completely unrelated note, I’m also a pathological liar.
One day, I was driving to get some money from the bank. That Kickstarter is awesome. Suddenly, almost as if it popped out of the ground, I saw something that would change my life. Something that would grab me and take me on an adventure. That something was a sign.
My obsession took over and I jerked the steering wheel. I clambered out of the vehicle, my mouth watering as it got ready for the cool sweet salvation that only peppermi
Exit (Chap 2)A chair. One, simple, nonspecial chair is all that this room has to boast. At least, that's all that's lit. Anything could be hiding in the shadows.
Something brushes my leg.
As I panic, I rush to the chair and cling to it like a child to a teddy bear. Then, I loosen up. I mean, it could've been my imagination, or-
That voice sounds...different. Like something isn't quite right with it.
"I understand your emotions. I understand you. We are one and the same."
What the hell? "Who...who are you?!"
"You will find out soon enough," the voice says. Good, it can hear me.
"Where am I? I didn't sign up for this! You said...you said..." my voice goes silent.
"We know what we said. It is all part of the procedure," it says in an almost mocking manner. "It is time to continue."
"N-no! I want answers! I need answers!" I yell, as rage starts flowing through my veins. Then, I break down. "My mother is dying! She's all I have left! I..I..." I start sobbing. I sit on the floor, hugging m
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